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How to Avoid Drunk Poker

Playing poker after a few drinks is a BAD IDEA.  All too often it seems that I lose the most money playing poker when I am drunk.  After a few drinks I get “the urge” to gamble, and start making stupid plays based on greed.  Your calling range goes way up and you think that you are probably going to hit your gutshot straight draw. When you drink, all you want to do is WIN, and often this means you will make stupid calls in hopes of sucking out for the win.

Here are 5 tips to avoid playing online poker after you have been drinking:
1) Hide your laptop (or get someone else to do this for you).  If you can’t find your computer it will be hard to play.
2) Pick up a girl/guy when you are drinking.  If you bring home someone from the opposite sex, chances are poker will be the last thing on your mind.
3) Withdrawal before going out.  If there is no money in your accounts, it will make it harder to play.
4) Drink more than usual.  If you get too drunk, you will probably not even be able to turn on your computer as you will probably be spending most of your time hovering over the toilet.
5) Phone a friend.  If you get the urge to play, work out a deal with a friend where you can call them and they will talk you out of it.

Preserve your poker bankroll, and don’t succumb to playing when you aren’t in the right mind state.

Disclaimer for the above points. We can not he held responsible if you:
1) Never find your laptop
2) Pick up an ugly guy/girl
4) Drink too much that you do something really stupid, or hurt yourself.

This post is intended for Entertainment Purposes only, but in all seriousness, DON’T PLAY POKER DRUNK!

Absoulte Poker Bad Beat Jackpot Video

Ever wonder what happens when someone wins the bad beat jackpot over at Absolute Poker? It is pretty cool what they do when you win… check this out:

Worst Bad Beat in Online Poker

Wow, talk about bad beats, check how this guy gets it bad on the river:

Absolute Poker Players Beware!

Absolute PokerOver the past few days the poker forums of the internet have been very active discussing the potential security breaches that have occured at Absolute Poker. 

At first I figured it was just another disgruntled player that was not happy about the results in the tournament.  My original stance in our first Absolute Poker is Rigged post was to reccommend to players that if they were concerned they should find another site to play at.

Unfortunately due to the additional information that has been leaked and verified by reliable sources my stance on the issue has changed I reccommend for players at Absolute Poker to be on extreme high alert for suspicious activity, and personally if it was me, I would find another place to play.

What happened?

On October 13th, well known Pocket 5s member and well known poker player, Jared “TheWacoKidd” Gamby made a post on PocketFives.com.  Jared posted that after CrazyMarco lost heads-up to POTRIPPER in the $1,000 tournament and questioning some foul play, he requested a copy of his hand histories from Absolute Poker.  Instead of sending him his own hand histories, Absolute Poker sent him a copy of every players’ hand history INCLUDING their hole cards, from the entire tournament.  Not only is this a HUGE security breach as it gives Marco an advantage as he can study how these players play, but it also shows some extremely questionable play by the one player that he first suspected of cheating, POTRIPPER.  To top it off, this report allegedly included the IP addresses and user account IDs of all players in the tournament, including those on the rail.

On October 14th, TheWacoKidd discovered some more information from the file that was received by CrazyMarco.  They decided to do a little investigation on the IP addresses of those involved in the incident.  Here is what he found:

“1. This guy “enters” table 13 at 2007-09-12 21:02:14, which is 2 minutes and 14 seconds after the tourney started.
2. Table 13 is the table which POTRIPPER was playing on
3. He never leaves the table, which means he was observing the table until at least 11:20 PM EST (at least, that’s how I understand this)
4. His IP address is based in Costa Rica.
5. This is the most damning. He is user id 363 at AP. That means he was created in the system very very early on. Most of these user ids are in the 6 or 7 figures.”

This appears to show that POTRIPPER’s account is not a super-user account like everyone had thought, but whoever belongs to the 363 player ID account has the ability to see other player’s hole cards.

Absolute Poker posted their response on 2+2, but it doesn’t seem to be enough for most players out there that have already made up their minds. 

In the meantime I will be removing all Absolute Poker links from the site (or forwarding them to another site) until there is proof that there is some form of criminal investigation being conducted.  I am still trying to decide what to do with Ultimate Bet because they are connected to Absolute Poker.

Any thoughts?

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I Hate Poker Sometimes

Was playing on PKR and got sucked out on a hand I was trying to trap:
Table #4391972 - Burgundy’s
Starting Hand #215078461
Last Hand #215078194
Game Type: Hold’em
Limit Type: No Limit
Table Type: Ring
Money Type: REAL MONEY
Blinds are now $1/$2
Button is at seat 5
Seat 1: Mez88 - $125.06
Seat 2: nissasteph - $154.40
Seat 3: Nasgul1978 - $150.95
Seat 4: bankrollboost - $198.25
Seat 5: Aaron35 - $149.96
Seat 6: ImaPenguin - $124.10
Moving Button to seat 6
Mez88 posts small blind ($1)
nissasteph posts big blind ($2)
Shuffling Deck
Dealing Cards
Dealing [5h 8h] to bankrollboost
Nasgul1978 calls $2
bankrollboost raises to $6
Aaron35 calls $6
ImaPenguin folds
Mez88 folds
nissasteph folds
Nasgul1978 calls $6
Dealing Flop [6d 8s 8d]
Nasgul1978 checks
bankrollboost bets $8
Aaron35 folds
Nasgul1978 raises to $16
bankrollboost calls $16
Dealing Turn [6s]
Nasgul1978 bets $28
bankrollboost calls $28
Dealing River [9s]
Aaron35 says good luck.
Nasgul1978 bets $39
bankrollboost raises to $78
Nasgul1978 raises to $100.95 (all-in)
bankrollboost calls $100.95
Nasgul1978 shows [Ts 7s]
bankrollboost shows [5h 8h]
Taking Rake of $3 from pot 1
Nasgul1978 has Straight Flush, 10 high
Nasgul1978 wins $307.90 with: Straight Flush, 10 high
Seat 1: Mez88 - $124.06
Seat 2: nissasteph - $152.40
Seat 3: Nasgul1978 - $307.90
Seat 4: bankrollboost - $47.30
Seat 5: Aaron35 - $143.96
Seat 6: ImaPenguin - $124.10
Nasgul1978: Sorry
Aaron35 claps.
End Of Hand #215078461


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