101 Ways to Get on TV During the ESPN WSOP Coverage
After watching last nights episode, I finally get it. I have uncovered the secret for getting on ESPN. Make the final table, you say? Nope. Cross Phil Hellmuth the wrong way in a hand? Nope. Dress up as a pink bunny? That’s old news.
Based on our critical analysis of the show over the last few weeks, here’s a partial list of ways you can get on ESPN during the 2008 WSOP show:
- Chop off your arms
- Chop off your legs
- Go blind
- Get mangled in a car wreck and talk Moneymaker into backing you
- Come dressed as an old man
- Pull a Hannah Elisabeth
I know we promised 101 ways but you get the picture. I think next year I’m going to sponsor a team of refugees from Cambodia to play in the Main Event. The hard part will be keeping them away from the buffet during breaks in play…
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