Online Poker Is Dead (again)
In yet another “ZOMG – online poker is dead” post at 2P2, some kid claims that his buddy, while 8 tabling at PokerStars, has a program that puts out a line of text that you can paste into PokerStove. Once you do that, voila! You have a range of hands to put him on and using PokerTracker, can now pwn the whole world of online poker. His logical deduction from this? Online poker is now dead. His friend can beat you regardless of your skillz and the whole industry will now implode. Thanks for the warning.
Nevermind that you couldn’t possibly enter that many text strings into a program while playing 8 tables at one time. Also, toss out the fact that despite there being more advanced programs out there are still online winners (big ones too). This is just another example of a doucheflower who is either:
[ ] On a mission to help other players
[ ] A shill for PokerTracker and PokerStove
[X] A complete dumbass
I suggest he take a long bath, get some warm milk, and have his mom tuck him into bed tonight. In the morning, he should then delete the thread and head over to PokerStars to play some real pokerz.
